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2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
scientists understood the immediate health effects of nuclear fallout as early as the 1930s but the eventual consequences of detonating a nuclear bomb would not be truly understood for decades
oh heavens no naked people kids look away the last time I was naked I ended up with a gigantic goddamn family do you want that garrett don't peek do y ou want that to happen
the student turned to his master and spoke I've got one for you curious the master nodded what is the sound of one million people snoring?
colonel sanders we have reports that our customers are using calculators to undermine our pricing how can we stop them it's time lieutenant surely we can stop them another way bring me the twelfth spice
dick arranged his sneakers into a circle on his bedroom floor and sat down inside them he paused for a moment and then grinned sheepishly his hands extended in the universal sign of poor fiscal responsibility
what's that? you don't like bouncin' around? you wanna go home? hey, ed... check this out mr. smart space scientist doesn't like space so much after all
okay, imagine I'm america then you see this camel symbolizes your country
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well, what if I don't want to roll all that bullshit up dad did you ever think that I don't even want to be a stupid katamari? what if I'm not a retard who fondly remembers the slobber patterns on his original nintendo?
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crystal look gas is back down below three bucks a gallon we're winnin' the war
impeach now great idea how many of you voted again
why, yes...I do have a cyber nation, as a matter of fact.
representative keith ellison (D-MN) was sworn into office on friday. unbeknownst to house speaker nancy pelosi, he was sworn in on thomas jefferson's personal copy of cujo
archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
