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2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
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One of the studies we completed with federal funding was on the effects of hot dogs. We found out that large apples. My conclusion is large apples. obama
I love the internet! I'm on this great message board where we talk about stuffed animals. None of my friends down at the plant like stuffed animals much, so I started an online forum 'bout em... over 400 people're on it now. You still thirsty, Mr. Rabbit?
Skateboarding: Not a crime. Skateboarding so bitchin'ly you flip an oncoming car: May be a crime.
SAVE OUR POST OFFICE Ladies, and sir, I'd love to save your post office, but I'm goin' on break now.
Scuba diving a little today, water is gross but they have net access so it's not so bad. 1 minute ago from ocean
I need those goddamn boxes.
The family mostly preferred news and drama shows, but in general, no one wanted to argue with Oleg's prime-time pick of Dancing With The Bears.
Oh suddenly you're real quiet, huh, smart guy? You have that computer shit-talk me again and I'll make John McCain the second-to-last old white guy whose career I ended.
sir please place your hands on the hood of my car. Before I search you, do you have any straws, forks, plastic knives, mustard packets, or anything else that could cut, poke, or condiment me?
what would reagan do oliver north donald rumsfeld saddam hussein i'm sending chesterfields to all my friends that's the merriest christmas any smoker can have chesterfield mildness plus no unpleasant after-taste ronald reagan
Ayn Rand Institute libertarians convinced that society would crumble without their intellectual prowess, yet unable to bring an umbrella with them on a rainy day
Here drink this it'll calm your nerves does it work well you ruined my country and i'm serving you tea so you tell me
but how am I going to get into the backhoe to begin with larry asked his boss. Without missing a beat, his boss replied, I thought you were a libertarian.
Let me give you guys the real deal. I'm an expert in this field, and I can say with 100% certainty that we did not land a robot on Mars. Totally faked. Filmed in Vancouver to save money. Open your eyes, sheeple.
You know what, Lucy... just untie me. This BDSM stuff isn't my thing. I gave it a shot, but I don't... Ow! Stop! Come on, untie me! What is your problem shit. I bet this has something to do with that safe word thing she was clucking about.
archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
