archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
Dude, no... Yeah, I see what the signs say. Trust me on this one. You pay for the hug.
This is bullshit. Any other farmer says to you, Hey you wanna go fertilize the crops? and he means mad pissin. You don't think I can piss on three acres? Watch me, buddy. Put my water bowl out and give me an hour.
On Thursday, president Obama announced that he would be allowing the FBI to take their time in closing the guantanamo bay detention camp. "These are hard-working, dedicated men and women, with sweet hats," read an excerpt from the press release.
This message is for Mr. Williamson... We managed to get your grandfather's safe open, but unfortunately, there were no valuables inside. All we found were... files.
Mom! Can you help bgbllblblblglblgllgblllaaaa mombbbbllghhglglgblblll! The lake tastes sick!
How has the human race altered the balance of land-based ecosystems in our time on planet Earth? pasture ice tundra boreal forest woodland steppe desert scrubland savannah tropical forest fucked up fucked-up
Universal health care is definitely something we'd like to set up, Mr. President... I'm just wondering where you're going to get the money to pay for the medical needs of all the other inhabited planets.
bush memo wutang
dangerous gun guyz 1.9.3. 193 i'm gonna shoot you street featuring feat. guy that had to stay inside
Hey, look! Everyone who likes your band is here!
Jesus Chip just ask. Yes you can go on break. fifteen minutes.
Look you gotta get a chicken if you wanna do the chicken walk with us tonight. We won't let you in without one yeah of course it's gross. That's the point.
The crabs were stronger than anyone had anticipated, but thankfully the wall held and the american pinching and scurrying industries were safe... for now.
Your wireless is weak here. You know, you can put a Red Bull can on your router's antenna to... What's a red bull can? You don't know? Well, no wonder you guys don't have any energy.
These rocks are so soft... I'll make millions. Farmhand! I will buy all of these "potato" rocks.
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On Friday, insurgents captured an armored truck carrying over a thousand rocket-propelled grenades. Troops in the region braced for an attack, until informants tipped them off that the guerrillas in question did not actually know how to use the weapons.
archives (by month):
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2010: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep
2009: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
2008: jan . : . feb . : . mar . : . apr . : . may . : . jun . : . jul . : . aug . : . sep . : . oct . : . nov . : . dec
